Halloween

Picked out a costume for tonight

Made sure to get a size that was a lot too tight

You can kinda see my business, but I'll act like I don't know, wish

I got a condom and a flask

I stole my older brother's Jason mask

And I don't have a machete, but a loaf of bread will do

Ooh

Who's ready for my Halloween party?

Everybody's got a red solo cup

Fill it up, fill it up

Hear the beer spill on the ground

Everybody's all like "S'up

Don't mess up, let's catch up, let's smoke up

Look how many drinks I've downed"

Every single song's all like whoop

They're all "whoop"

We're like "yup, turn it up"

As they stumble to the sound

'Cause a Halloween party's a rad excuse

To put your body through mad abuse

And I might pass out, but it's alright

'Cause I'm Halloween partying hard tonight

Ooh

It's Halloween

Ooh

It's Halloween

Jeremy I was afraid you weren't coming, did you get my messages?

Play it off

Am I late? Didn't even realize

Oh, what did you think of my costume?

I figure, you always see sexy cats, but no one ever goes as a sexy dog

Oh, it's (vague compliment) original

I mean, amazing

Seriously, I can't believe I'm with a girl who looks like you

You need a drink

Take a break

It's Halloween

Break a face

It's Halloween

Jell-o shots

It's Halloween

Liver sucks

It's Halloween

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Rah!

Everybody's got a red solo cup

Fill it up, fill it up

Hear the beer spill on the ground

Everybody's all like "S'up

Don't mess up, let's catch up, let's smoke up

Look how many drinks I've downed"

Every single song's all like "whoop"

They're all "whoop"

We're like "yup, turn it up"

As they stumble to the sound

'Cause a Halloween party's a rad excuse

To put your body through mad abuse

And I might pass out, but it's alright

'Cause I'm Halloween partying hard tonight

It's Halloween

It's Halloween