Loser Geek Whatever

I already know what it's like to be the loser

I should find out what it's like to not be the loser

Or the geek

Or the... whatever

Think I felt inconsequential

Since middle school began

I knew I had no potential

To be the leading man

But based on how today's going

I'm finally gaining ground

I even got some blood flowing

With no computer screen around

Which was cool

But what really felt good

Is doing something that

I never thought that I could

It's not only school that's rough

Being lonely's stupid tough

Now I think I've had enough

Of being the loser, the geek or whatever

Michael thinks that weird is rad

But feeling weird just makes me sad

And I deserve to not feel bad

From being the loser, the geek or whatever

Sick of being the loser, the geek or whatever, yeah!

Whoa

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Whoa

Uh-huh, uh-huh

Dad taught me, "Follow your instincts!

Trust your inner voice! Listen to your heart!" and such

My whole life I've followed my instincts

Well guess what? My instincts suck so much!

So now I'm taking directions from another voice

If my instincts have an objection

Then that means I'm making the right choice

Behaving this way feels bizarre

But if things keep up the way they are

Then soon enough I'll get real far

From being the loser, the geek, or whatever

If Brooke can look me in the eye

Like I'm some normal handsome guy

I owe it to myself to try

Not being the loser, the geek or whatever

Sick of being the loser, the geek or whatever, yeah!

Whoa

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Whoa

Uh-huh, uh-huh!

Prompt me, command me, and I'll obey

I have the bandwidth to do as you say

Especially now, since I clearly see

The problem has always been me

Take a breath

And get prepared

But still, I'm just a little scared

For who gets cut

And who gets spared

When I'm the cool dude, the hero, or whatever

If Christine likes me in the end

Will I be able to pretend

I didn't fail my one real friend

But that's the shit I normally would think

Get over it, get priorities in sync

Just mute the voice inside your head

And connect to another source instead

I've earned the right to selfishly

Be all for one and one for me

I've wasted all eternity

Just being the loser, the geek or whatever

I'm steady as the games begun

I'm ready, set

I'm player one

The future's now, I'm freaking done

With being the weirdo

The wuss, the underdog

Being the misfit, the old-school analog

Being the oddball, the weakling freak

The failure, the sucker, the "please don't speak!"

Oh, I can hardly wait for the moment when

I'm not the loser, the geek or whatever

Oh, I'm not the loser, the geek, no never

No, I'm not the loser, the geek or whatever

Ever again