No Reason

The universe

Is more than just space with no end

La-la-la-la-la!

Just think of the universe as a female best friend

And you can be like

"Hey, Universe, what's happening girl?"

And she'll be like

"Oh, nothing, just running the world"

And you'll be like, "What?"

And the universe will be like, "I know!"

You're on the right track, girl

I got your back girl

I'm helping you grow

Think positive

Act positive

You are a child of the Earth!

Life-coaching!

Nailing it!

Time to take command

You dictate the hand

The universe deals

Look

Science makes no sense

Who needs evidence?

Go with your feels

I'm like a radio

Tuned to the stars

I found my frequency

Crystals speak to me

What are they saying?

Buy more crystals!

Everything, everything happens for a reason

Be a beacon of light in the world

Put a little "alright" in the world

There are spiritual guides above, look up

And see 'em!

Perception is reality

Just listen to the melody the universe sings

'Cause everything, everything happens for a reason

Gee, I hate to break it to you

The universe is just the contents of time, matter and space

Ninety one billion light-years across and the Earth's a small place

Where good people die-

No-

Yeah

In famine and wars

The Pacific Islands are sinking

But negative thinking is hardly the cause

You think life is all unicorns and rainbows 'cause you're bored

And positivity is a luxury that few can afford

We're gonna die

Yes, you and I

Meaninglessness and alone

No, no, no! No!

One day you may wake up alone

Okay?

'Cause your husband and his boyfriend brought a boat

And then they sailed away to Rome

That's specific

So you cry yourself in deep despair

Talking to the walls 'cause there's no one there

And you have to buy a cat

'Cause that's your last chance to have a family

Take it from me!

That your ageing ass will have to believe that

Everything, everything happens for a reason

Put some more fun in the world

A little "I am still young" in the world

Be prepared to take your eggs and freeze 'em-

Is this still about me?

'Cause everything, everything happens

Sounds like terrible things can happen

Because the universe is random

Yes, but

Random for a reason!

No reason!