The Big Dollhouse

I gotta get out

I gotta get out

I gotta get out

How'd I get in this slammer

This cooler!

This big dollhouse!

Alright, ladies, welcome to the "Big Dollhouse!"

For those of you new to the Baltimore Women's House of Detention

Think of me as a mother, who eats her young!

Locked up with all these

Lowlife women

And horizontal stripes

Ain't exactly slimmin'

Is there anybody here

Who can dry-clean my blouse

It's the maid's day off

In a big dollhouse

Lady Justice

Where have you gone

Oh, Wilbur, check

I think I left the iron on!

Did you see Corny laughing

I could murder that louse

Honey, that'll getcha life

In the big dollhouse

Big house!

Locked up here in the pen

Big house!

No phone!

No food!

No men!

I need a conjugal visit

From my loving spouse

Honey, just drop the soap

In the big dollhouse

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Yoo-hoo

My stomach's a little sour

I haven't had food

In over an hour

You just had a pizza

Six burgers, a mouse

There's no food left

In the big dollhouse

Hey, Matron, I have got to complain

Mira, Mami, don't I know you from 1st and Main?

Ah! Call my shishes

Lipshitz and Strauss

I gotta get sprung

From the big dollhouse

Big house!

No fair!

No food!

No fun!

Big house!

And our fight had just begun

'Cause it's freedom's flame

Velma'd like to douse

So we must break out of this

Big dollhouse

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Penny, I can't take

All of this waiting

I've lost my man

Plus, my hair's deflating!

Well, Tracy

I hate to grumble or grouse

But that's your fault that we're in

This big dollhouse

Hey, cool it, ladies

No need to shout

And don't ya got an old man

To bail you out?

Ha! Her daddy's a pervert

A loser, a souse!

Well, it's just us girls

In the big dollhouse

Big house!

God, I'm too young to fry!

Big house!

I'm busting out!

Girl, so am I!

Lady justice, hear my plea

'Cause the big dollhouse

The big dollhouse

The big dollhouse

Ain't big enough for me!

For me!

For me!

For me