Big, Blonde and Beautiful

Once upon a time girl I was just like you

Never let my extra large largess shine through

Hair was brown and nappy, never had no fun

I hid under a bushel which was easier said than done

Then one day my grandma who was big and stout

She said you gotta love yourself from inside out

And as soon as I learned how to strut my funky stuff

I found out that the world at large can't get enough so

Bring on that pecan pie

Pour some sugar on it sugar don't be shy

Scoop me up a mess of that chocolate swirl

Don't be stingy I'm a growing girl

I offer big love with no apology

How can I deny the world the most of me?

I am not afraid to throw my weight around

Pound by pound by pound

Because I'm big, blonde, and beautiful

There is nothing 'bout me that's unsuitable

No one wants a meal that only offers the least

When girl we're serving up the whole damn feast

Slice off a piece of that hog's head cheese

And take a look inside my book of recipes

Now don't you sniff around for something fluffy and light

I need a man who brings a man-sized appetite

I use a pinch of sugar and a dash of spice

I'll let you lick the spoon because it tastes so nice

I'll keep it in my oven 'till it's good and hot

Keep on stirring 'till it hits the spot

Hit it baby, hit it!

Because I'm big, blonde, and beautiful

And Edna girl you're looking so recruitable

Why sit in the bleachers, timid and afraid, when Edna you can be your own parade?

So how about it Mama?

Well, I am big, I am blonde-ish, and if you say I'm beautiful, I guess I'm beautiful. Alright, I'll do it!

Look out old Baltimore

We're marching in and we ain't going through that old back door

Tracy, I will join your fight if I can keep up this pace

And girls I'll be right at your side if I can find some space

Well you can hold your head up just as high as you please

You know they'll hear me knocking with the two of these

Tomorrow side by side we'll show the world what's right

Looks like I'm touching up my roots tonight

Touch 'em girl!

And we'll be big, blonde, and beautiful

It's time they faced the fact it's irrefutable

Can't you hear that rumbling?

It's our hunger to be free

It's time to finally taste equality

Corny girls:

On mother-daughter day where thin is in

We're white as wool

Well ladies, big is back and as for black it's beautiful!

All shapes as sizes follow me

Let's bust their chops

Quick, call the cops!

We're gonna dance our way to victory

Tracy, Penny, Edna and others:

2, 4, 6, 8, TV's gotta integrate!

Corny girls:

Go away! This isn't negro day!

You bet I'm big!

Tracy, this was beautiful!

Big, blonde, and beautiful leads the way!

Yeah!

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