Hollywood Squares

I've always said, "I do" too easy

And now I'm payin' the price

My weakness for beautiful women

Is my most expensive vice

I still believe in matrimony

But I can't afford another try

Child support and alimony

Is just about to bleed me dry

I got exes all across the country

And I owe everybody in town

I got bill collectors callin' me up

And lawyers tryna track me down

I'm just one wrong move from the poor house

But I don't belong in there

I got so many exes and owe so much

I ought to be on Hollywood Squares

Yeah, I ought to be on Hollywood Squares

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Lookin' back over my love life

I only have myself to blame

I guess I should've checked the price tag

Before I gave 'em my last name

Now my credit ratin's in the gutter

And the bottom line sure looks bad

I'll be payin' the rest of my life

For the few good times I've had

I got exes all across the country

And I owe everybody in town

I got bill collectors callin' me up

And lawyers tryna track me down

I'm just one wrong move from the poor house

But I don't belong in there

I got so many exes and owe so much

I ought to be on Hollywood Squares

Yeah, they ought to put me on Hollywood Squares