Do This Thing

Yo yo, Mathletes State Championships, what!

First female ever on the team, what.

A boxed lunch will be provided

What!

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I can do this

Always could

And not playing dumb will feel so damn good

The monster inside needs to be released

Gotta do what I do, gotta feed the beast

Gotta earn some respect

Grab that big brass ring

Let's do this thing

Let's do this thing!

You're gonna roll up, stylin'

Leather on your sleeve

All-state champion, better believe

Maybe the haters gonna make fun of you

All you can solve's the problem in front of you

High school's a four year social curse

But math's the foundation of the...

Universe!

So sick of plucking that second string

Then let's...

Beep!

Do this thing!

Do, this thing

Do, this thing

I'm no plastic

No

I'm no bitch

No!

I'm

A lean, mean math machine

On a mission!

I lost what I lost

Got to start brand new

Go all in for the win

With a chill, dope crew!

Gotta kick off the dust

I got the schquillz to thrill

Schquillz!

Let's do this thing!

Let's do this thing!

Welcome to the ICMT State Final Math Championships

Sponsored by no one

Each right answer is worth two points,

And as always, no calculators

Please solve for...

X equals two

PI The rate is two, Pi

X is greater than the value of Y

Both polynomials are second degree

So the asymptote at Y equals three

Function X equals MX plus X

The derivative of F at argument Z

Negative four

Negative two

The slope is zero

The answer is true!

One point of inflection

Twenty-nine!

Four is the slope of the tangent line!

We have a tie

We move into a one on one sudden death round

In which each team may choose their opponent

Marymount, who do you select?

We pick the girl

We pick the girl too

Nice to meet you

You're going down, slut

What?

No

If we break, from this crap

Then the answers land in our lap

Don't be scarded, just persist

Then our limit does not exist

No, the limit does not exist!

Our new state champion, North Shore Mathletes!

You like that Marymount?!

And don't it feel good

To have gotten this far?

It's not something you did

Not the girls you are

You can hear the fear

Upon your heart just saying

Just do your thing

All you solve is the problem in front of you

Do your thing

Living for me, not dancing for none of you

Do

Your

Thing

Do your thing!