What's Up, Duloc?

Welcome to Duloc

Such a perfect town

Here we have some rules, let us lay them down

Don't make waves

Stay in line

And we'll get along fine

Duloc is the perfect place

Please keep off of the grass

Shine your shoes, wipe your face

Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is a perfect place

And here's the man who made it happen

That towering colossus of moxie

Lord Farquaad

Oh, it's you, what a terrific surprise

Once upon a time

This place was infested

Freaks on every corner

I had them all arrested

Hey, nonny-nonny-nonny-no

If you had a quirk, you didn't pass inspection

We all have our standards

But I will have perfection

And so

And so

Things are looking up here in Duloc

(Just take a look)

The things I'm cooking up here in Duloc

(He likes to cook)

A model that amazes

A plan with seven phases

(Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum)

Things are looking up here in Duloc

(They're looking up)

In Duloc

The ladies all look swell

(Ah)

The men are so dashing

(Ah)

Thanks to my new dress code

The fashion's never clashing

Hey, nonny-nonny-nonny-no

This castle I have built (Farquaad, Farquaad, Farquaad)

Is taller than the cliff tops (Farquaad, Farquaad, Farquaad)

A city like a postcard (Farquaad, Farquaad, Farquaad)

A monorail and gift shops

And so

(And so)

And so

(And so)

And so

No one from the gutter in Duloc

(He's taking aim)

Embrace the cookie cutter in Duloc

(We're all the same)

The upshot is enormous

When you can shout

(Conform us)

Yes, things are

(Things are looking up)

(Things are looking up)

Looking up

Here in Duloc

Hey, let's hear it for those Duloc dancers

Aren't they terrific?

Ha, huh, yeah, huh-huh

Pow, grrr

Come on

Heh, hah, ha-ha, grrr

Boys?

Ha-ha-ha-ha

There's no sign of slowing

We're growing, we're growing

(Look, he's growing)

(And growing)

(And growing)

(Look at him grow)

Things are looking up here

(We practiced this part both forward and back)

(We make one mistake, and we get the rack)

Things I'm cooking up here

(He taught us to dance with razzmatazz)

(He's trained in ballet, flamenco and jazz)

My hard work, and my rigor

Have made me so much bigger

Things are looking up

(Things are looking up)

Things are looking up

Here in Duloc

(Ah-ah-ah-ah)

Here in Duloc

(Ah-ah-ah-ah)

Up, up

Up, up

Up