Daddy Knows Best

Life is short and the end is near

It's important to identify what you hold dear

It's clear

Pearl, your daddy always knows best

"I'm not in the mood for a teaching moment right now."

Lemme tell you what counts more than all the rest

Money-money matters most

Money-money I can boast

Money-money, make a toast

Money! Money! Money! Ha!

"You just don't understand me. I mean, I know we're not the same species,

but that doesn't mean that money's the—"

Baby, money makes funny things funnier, sunny things sunnier

Nothing's crummier than no bread

Pearl, your daddy always knows best

"Daddy, would you just listen to me?"

Pearl, lemme show you how deeply we're blessed

Money-money in this drawer

Money-money 'round the store

Money-money from the floor

Money! Money! Money! Ha!

I should be my daddy's greatest prize

But instead, he's got dollar signs in his eyes

Daddy, you just don't understand

All I care about is rockin' out with my favorite band (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Oh, the feeling that it creates (yeah, yeah)

When I hear the Electric Skates

"Can you hear it, Pearl?"

(Money-money, money-money, money-money, money-money...)

Daddy, can you hear me?

Can you hear me at all?!

DADDY!

Money-money in the air

Can you hear me?!

Money-money everywhere

Oh, can you hear me?! No!

Money-money, do not share

Daddy!

Money!

Daddy!

Money!

Daddy!

Money!

Daddy, can you hear me?!

Money-money, I'll stay true

Can you hear me?!

Money-money, just us two

Can you hear me?! No!

Money-money, I love you

Money-money!

Daddy!

Money-money!

Daddy!

Money-money!

Daddy!

Money-money!

Daddy!

Money-money-money-money-money-money-money-money

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DADDY!

"I'm sorry, Pearl, were you trying to say something?"

Daddy!

Money!