Naked in a Lake

Well gang, we made it to Oregon in one piece

But more importantly, we're rich!

And you know what that means!

Come on buddy, the water's just right

So come on buddy, let's have a water fight

Splashy, splashy, there's nothing more fun

Than dropping trou' and getting some sun

You can skinny if you're fat or old

Put Marco Polo in a wrestling hold

All your problems wash away

When you're naked, yeah you're naked in a lake

Come on guys, it's super warm!

Oh, I don't know about this!

Everybody jump in,

Come and splash around, feel the water between your toes

Everybody swim, take a mini vacay wearing only your birthday clothes

I promise I won't judge if you've got freckles or some pudge

'Cause there's just one way to spend the rest of the day

Getting naked, yeah let's get naked, get naked in a lake

Naked in a lake

Naked in a lake

Naked in a lake

Get naked in a lake

Naked in a - we're naked in a lake

Come on, Mouthface, I know you want to

I can finally lose this dress! Whee!

Come on grandpa, water's good for you.

I beat you to it, my diaper's wet!

It's nothing super sexual

'Cause the act is nothing actual.

It's time to free your little guy and let him play

And have the time of your life starting today.

Everybody jump in,

Come and splash around, feel your body jingle jangle

Everybody's got fins and it's super

Cool when you're kicking off your sandals

If life ever gets you stressed, find some woods and take a bath

And get naked

Yeah!

Let's get naked in a lake

Yabbadabbadoo!

Let's get naked (oh!)

Let's get naked in a lake.

They did it in Ancient Rome

It's everybody's oldest story

You can even do it alone

Just you and all your glory!

Everybody flip out

Try to dunk your head, see how long you can hold your breath

You can even use toys,

Like a floating raft for this H2Orgy fest

You can do it in the dark, but it's better when you see your parts

And I wouldn't have it any other way!

Being naked, yeah super naked, we're naked in a lake.

Naked in a lake.

We're naked in a lake.

Naked in a lake.

Naked in a lake.

Naked in a lake.

Naked in a, we're naked in a lake.

We are rich in Oreg-ich

But who cares, 'cause we're naked, yeah we're naked in a lake.

All right kids, go pick out your favorite stretch of land

What about you, Dad?

I'm right behind ya

C'mon, buddy, the water's just right...

Be right there, honey