More Of Him To Love

Oh when I was just a girl

I used to dream of a mate

Who would bring me lots of sweets

And put some sausage on my plate

Mr. Gloop was quite a meal

But now he seems just like a crumb

'Cause it turns out that dessert was yet to come!

So we were wed und in mein magen

Something big began to bloom

Und my liver und my kidney

Had to vacate to make room

Then the blessed day arrived

And out he rolled so round and sweet

And the first words that he uttered were-

Let's eat!

So mit strudel, he'd canoodle

How he loved my pretzel pie

He ate the whole kit and kaboodle

And grew wide as well as high

Though his size is rather shocking

He's what I've been traumen of

'Cause there's more, more, more of him to love

Go ahead Augustus, don't be shy

Schpill your guts!

Like mein mutter und mein vater

I enjoy a healthy meal

Yes, my outside's soft und flabby

But my inside's made of steel

We raise piggies in the backyard

Then I eat them limb from limb

We won't leave our dachshunds all alone with him!

So this morning I was eating

When such hunger did attack

And fifty Wonka bars were waiting

For a nice mid-breakfast snack

But the taste was kind of different

Like a bratwurst three days old

So I spit it out and saw I had struck gold!

Now I'm the perfect ticket winner

For on chocolate I did teeth

I am excited but keep eating

'Cause I only stop to breath

And a lifetime full of chocolate

A gesundheit from above

And there'll be more, more, more of me to love

Let's yodel!

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